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What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!

The only way to stop people from wearing sunglasses inside mall is by holding their hand and say,
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"Bahiya Kidhar Jaoge? Aao Main Chhod Deta Hun!"

Rajnikanth doesn`t eat food. He only checks whether it is edible for humans or not.

The only things that runs longer than Rajnikanth are his films.

Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 16 cards.

The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.